EGG_INDEX

~/lab/egg_index — protein.service. how much of a building you could be.

Eggs per week

5.4 / day

Your age

51 yrs of eggs to go

Per year

1,976

eggs

Eaten so far

59,280

eggs

Whole life

160,056

eggs

That weighs

9,283

Lifetime stack

9,123M TALL

Taller than Mount Everest. Cholesterol pending.

LandmarkHeightEggsYears at your rate

Statue Of Liberty93 m1,6320.8

Glasgow Tower127 m2,2291.1

Great Pyramid139 m2,4391.2

Eiffel Tower330 m5,7902.9

Burj Khalifa828 m14,5277.4

Mount Everest8849 m155,24678.6

large egg = 5.7cm end to end, 58g. life expectancy 81. yolk rows are cleared.

Specimen

flex.exe

> protein.service elevated. nice._

flex.exe — scales with intake. natty, allegedly.

egg_index vitals

yolk 87%

INTAKE5.4/DAYELEVATED

STACK9,123 MRISING

VS EIFFEL2,765%CLEARED

VS EVEREST103.1%SUMMIT

Yolk loadrenders the glow

Shell debtcompounding

Cholesterolnot discussed

Eggs found0 / 12

uptime: 9 years · load: caffeinated · swap: none (denial)

100 M

1 KM

10 KM

SO FAR

LIBERTY
93m

GLASGOW
127m

PYRAMID
139m

EIFFEL
330m

BURJ
828m

EVEREST
8,849m

THE STACK
9,123m

the skyline — log scale. eggs do not stack. this is a thought experiment, not a dare.